God used to do the best plagues. Locusts, blood, slaying of the first born. Just a hole now? No stamina! SAD!

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

In before the debate even gets started.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Was the spectator brawl omitted from the video for a reason? You claimed there was a spectator brawl via the headline, but I see no spectators brawling.

As a lifelong Midwesterner (time spent in IL, MO, MI, and now WI), I respectfully feel like having mountains disqualifies you from being in the Midwest. Being boring and flat is our thing!

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

This is part of the war on men. A Cox and a Dick were fired, what more proof do you need?!

We all know Pulisic is going to be the best American player ever at this rate. That said, can we not rush to annoint everything he does as the best thing since sliced bread? Americans have had good seasons in Europe before. As impressive as Pulisic was this season, Tim Howard was once named to the PFA Premier League…

I can’t believe Trump flew off to the Middle East and left behind a White House full of potential disgruntled leakers, and future special councel indictees, looking for their own way out of the nightmare Trump has led them into.

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

I agree, blaming Hillary for everything isn’t terribly useful. It’s not right or fair whatsoever, but the specter of scandal plagued her for so many years, Democrats as a party need to review the tapes and learn that pushing a candidate with so much baggage (imaginary or otherwise) is the wrong move; The I-told-you-so…

Can you imagine what a Bernie canpaign would have done to him? Everything Bernie Sanders objected to about Clinton is true for Joe Biden x 10. He has no self-awareness at all. And having his man of the people schtick torn apart would have killed him.

Men should probably get their own name for whatever it is they have going on.

Plus many people don’t realize how ridiculously low the current minimum wage is, so when they hear $15 an hour they go “HOLY SHIT!!! That’s over double what they are currently making!!! There’s no way our economy can absorb that kind of raise.”

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

Oh does this bring back memories. The ironic thing about it is I remember how this was not even a problem in bootcamp because of how stressful it is was. Yet, in Iraq this was no problem at all. And in my unit, no one even hid the fact. Sure, one guy got caught doing in his rack and we played Michael Jackson's Beat It…