Listen, I do not want to preorder any titles. I do not want their shitty $5 disc insurance. I do not want a subscription to Gameinformer. I don't want to pay for their used game card. I also do not want to buy some bible-strategy guide. That's SAVING me money? Any of those? Why on EARTH would I subject myself to…

I know, it's crazy how terrible of a person I am. To want to walk into a place and purchase something without being asked 30 questions about my purchase, and subsequent FUTURE purchases that I MAY intend to make, based on the CURRENT purchase. How dare I want to walk into a place, buy something, smile, and simply…

Yes, I must be a terrible burden to them. The audacity of me, walking into a store and doing all my purchasing.

I'll happily be without that content to avoid a conversation with a Gamestop employee.

I, too, get the 'Jack of all trades, master of none' feel from this game. The trailer was amazing, and it SOUNDS like it has all the elements of everything I'd ever want from a zombie slasher, but I'm not going to let myself get excited just yet.

When I read the description of looking at a body, using buttons to examine certain parts, I couldn't help but think that this is one of the very very few scenarios in a game where I'd actually welcome solid motion control. Using something like the Wii Remote, Kinect, or Move would absolutely make lifting a dead…

No apology needed, I just thought your reaction was a bit knee-jerk to something that was pretty hilarious. I don't think there's anything wrong with your platform, but I don't think this thread was a good venue. It's kind of like going to see a comedian like Louis CK, and then having a serious discussion about…

...It's only a joke, not social commentary shrouded in humor.

That ridiculous rap he made didn't garner any sympathy from me. He has a point about being able to do whatever you want with your console/device/etc but I'm fairly sure there's SOME kind of online agreement that you sign when you hop on PSN. Also, didn't he post instructions on exactly how to hack the machine? But…

Of course, I'm open to any advice :)

I bought Dragon Age when it came out, and after several hours, could NOT deal with the difficulty spikes. Especially in random encounters. I would be breezing through the game with my mage, and then come across a group of enemies that my tank simply could not handle. I spent a ton of hours on that god damn tactics…

The Grammys are a complete joke. Forget the fact that they ignore video game soundtracks, they've ignored some of the most important and influential artists in music history. While it may be a step to "legitimize" the industry to a bunch of people who the community shouldn't really care about, it's really not…

Blizzard releasing a game when it actually says it's planning on releasing a game? It'll never happen. 2012 it is....as long as John Cusack isn't the sole survivor of some horrible world-ending disaster...

I'm very familiar with TL, all the pro streams, Day9's daily show, Artosis tv, etc etc. I know he's fallen behind, but I've always enjoyed watching him, even though I loathe zerg mechanics.

I'm very familiar with TL, all the pro streams, Day9's daily show, Artosis tv, etc etc. I know he's fallen behind, but I've always enjoyed watching him, even though I loathe zerg mechanics.

APM is a weird thing to gauge. You can be doing completely useless actions, when that time could be spent on more important things, and your APM would still be high. For instance, inaccurate clicking ( a staple of a lower-tier player) can actually yield quite high APM, but in fact is a huge mistake on the users end.…

Blizzard artists actually made it for him after he wont the GSL. I remember reading about it on the official SCII news a while back.

Wait a second, so OGScool is actually FruitDealer? I'm confused. Either way, it's great to see stories like this on Kotaku. The Starcraft 2 pro scene is quite compelling, and it could certainly use coverage like this to help it gain attention outside Korea.

I can't tell you how many times I rolled on accident, or rolled while trying to blow one of those little candles out. Talk about frustrating.

A thousand quid worth of avatar clothes, obviously.