11. Disney Princesses Eating Birth Control Pills!

Oh, Mark. Where do you find this stuff?

1. If you ever refused to have sex with me.

The [tent-living] Whitacre girl marries the [natural foods/aromatherapy] Adler boy because they both love to eat healthy but his family actually smells good. The [never leave her side] Masterson-Horn girl grows up to be an astronaut so her parents can't follow her anymore. A [warrior/aggressive] Valencia child flips…

Love the paycheck. Thanks. Done.

I'm just glad that Bobby Crawford's Subaru is a cisgendered male.

Preserve my soul!

don't take it out on some Gap model who already looks bummed to be wearing such a dingy plaid pattern

You want your partner to find you attractive (could be an attraction based on your looks or your sense of humor or your intelligence or whatever) BUT as for the rest of your friends, coworkers and acquaintances, does anyone like or value them for their physical appearance? NO! We are waaaay too obsessed with this shit.

How about both? Two different runs on 2 different days interacting on the map. I like it. Amuses me!

"No. I swear. Those naked gals are on the Supreme Court!"

Something just a tad creepy about the baking dishes . . . . ?

Thank you! That was what I was getting at. And whoever wears them for long will grow ugly bunions. For what? I sure son't know (but in the spirit of fair disclosure, I am a tall woman so maybe I can't relate). Hey, bogartcat, grab a FREE copy of my novel, Thin Rich Bitches, on Amazon. I think you'd like it (free today…

Okay, I take back every bad thing I said about "the French."

The Dowager Countess thinks this is all "rather silly and unproductive but far less harmful than dallying with a footman."

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Maybe if more women designed panties they'd have the cotton crotch in the right place!

Yeah, probably. But if she wrote it, it won't make any sense. And instead of "uncoupling" she could have just said "still married but seeing other people." But ewwwww . . . that sounds not GOOP-worthy!

Funny how so many things are unisex but the high heel hasn't tempted most men. Guess they don't want to be 4-8 inches taller that badly to put up with the pain and the inability to walk far or run at all!

I like your rebellious spirit!