$1,100 sneakers don't make a lot of sense, but then again, neither do these, whatever the price!

harumph

Oh, I get this:

Love the animal posts, Mark! And, BTW, I am still waiting (in an alleged frozen hell) for your apology about the rosebudding stuff . . . .

We are very close. We are not together. But we're, you know, that's the truth and that's it.

Awwwww. Thanks, itscocopop!

And by storm I mean got 37,ooo views. That's viral, right?

Oh, Dodai! You are such a tease. The Life & Style cover clearly states that Justin Theroux had a "secret he hid for years" and you didn't spill the beans??? Do I have to buy it to find out? Really? Damn.

So, he doesn't want women who take their clothes off for money but he wants women who are willing to take their clothes off and the guys will pay them.

I write everyday. Just sent 10 pitches to Reductress. My goal if to get Huff Po to publish some of my short stuff. I keep at it!

Where is MY food, damnit. Hi Kitty. You kinda cute.

Just think of all of the other body parts the could make chairs to resemble!

oh my god, I love heterosexuals so much

Well, at least these guys won't be clogging up the roads . . . .

Years ago I worked (as an attorney) on a case in multi-district litigation and I used to attend depositions in NYC with 23 men and me. They were terrific but the receptionist at Rogers & Wells the law firm announced me as "the court reporter" . . . . I "leaned in" [Sheryl Sandberg would have been proud of me] and…

Begin now. Be a fucking soldier about it and be tough.

Oh . . . don't ask!

Why doesn't he just draw the goddamned thing if he wants to.

This temple in Luxor, Egypt has wall carvings of Egyptian conquerors with enormous 2 foot long penises that were carved 3,000 years ago. Not a new concept! Just sayin' . . .

Don't remind us of that. It still haunts me. Ewwwwwwwww.