That makes me sad . . .

Finally a video to go with the caption, "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."

At least his 15 seconds of fame are over.

Dear Miley,

Maybe someone "leaned in" too close when the emotional shit hit the fan . . .

And everyone can have a bad day or be coming down with a cold! The fewer assessments, the more they each count. I don't favor that system!

The system with repeated assessments favors those who diligently do the work. The "one big test at the end of the semester" system favors those who can cram well (Hello Adderral)!

I agree.

I hear you and I agree that the arts are subjective (I hate French Impressionism but I love the Italian Renaissance - paintings and sculpture). But more importantly, there are so many life skills that are never assessed - case in point - people skills! I would rather hire someone who is less qualified in math but…

Students should be assessed on more than the standard 2 rubrics (math and literacy). Even with the technology assessment (whatever that is), there are so many more areas of learning that are not taken into account here (creative writing/poetry, fine and applied arts, the sciences, foreign languages, etc.). Assessing…

Blue towels should not be fried - too much cholesterol.

Beyoncé and Jay Z have been seeing Gwyneth Paltrow's therapist ("who was responsible for her 'conscious uncoupling' concept")

Husbands could learn a few things here . . . .

Someone should tell Gwynnie that the hippies tried eating this way decades ago and it caused them to take copious drugs and have wild monkey sex.

Dear Bridesmaids,

Sounds like an ad for a nudist colony and we all know what type of people go to those places - just the older overweight ones who want to look at young beautiful bodies who don't happen to be there. But let your man out while you're there, guys. Take it for a walk in the sunshine. I'll show myself out.

Pay her whatever, but just find out what the hell she was wearing under that dress!

Me thinks you are being too harsh on poor Eva. She apparently picked up the doughnuts at Doughnut Plant en route to work . . .

. . . . a marriage between "the world's most popular Day Drink with the world's most popular Night Drink."