And how about those little babies you see sound asleep on the Metro? I think I sleep with one eye open . . . . just checking on things!

RUN Forrest Rob. Run like the wind!

RUN, Rob, RUN away!

I wish I could sleep that soundly - ANYWHERE!

Being a bridesmaid is like being asked to foot the bill for the bridezilla's narcissistic princess fantasy. How about "no"?

OMG. Thank you. Where were you when I needed you 10 years ago?

Shane, Stop putting RIP stickers on the packages of meat.

DO NOT let Anthony Weiner know about this!

Checkmate.

Wow. Most women have never thought about it that way. I can promise you that the vast majority of women believe that they need to do more than that to be attractive to someone! (And the corollary - I bet that most women find many men attractive even if those men aren't ripped.)

I love Jezebel for this very reason. If Jezebel were 100% "anti-objectification" or 100% "eye-candy," I would find it less interesting. Any site that just preaches to the choir bores me pretty quickly. I like being challenged by viewpoints I don't necesarily agree with!

Funny and confident are good, but other things may help as well . . .

That's 5 syllables, my friend. But when you post a picture on social media, I'd call it "sportypornarcisselfies."

The pictures posted wherever on social media should be called "sportypornarcisselfies."

How does Khloe Kardashian get away with dressing up as a Native American? She has less NA blood in her than Senator Elizabeth Warren does (and she was only 1/32nd NA).

He invited you to read the safety card. I think he covered the basics.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder . . . .

Maybe you are right (that I didn't see it because it wasn't directed towards me or spoken to me or in front of me). But I was in grad school and maybe that makes a difference.

Harumph! I am white.