You will love this lady in Birmingham, then. Not the best picture, but it was CROWDED y’all. ;-)

They are kinda cute!

Even a broken 24hr clock is right once a day.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Ia! Ia! Ia!

Go to the doctor? Get checked out? Relieve your mind a little if that will help.

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.

Wow, she has a really great, old, OLD school sound

Something or somebody must hate me because I can’t play these videos. However, someone else posted her x-factor audition that I could play. I enjoy her voice. And LOL at the Inauguration committee for believing she would perform.

And this is pure speculation on my part, but I believe the International Brotherhood of Tailors have *at least* blacklisted this cankersore of a human, if not actively sought his death at the hands of mercenaries.

All this love gets directed at Billie. Just imagine losing half your family in a few days over Christmas. :(

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

Oh my god, same story but “Buona Natale.” Fuck right on off, Perry Como.

I always read the Mail headlines as Scooby Doo’s voice in my head. The ALL CAPS words get his questioning inflection.

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…