CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS!

Every time I open the news:

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

What an amazing century were you’d rightfully rather have your government run by satanists than by Christians. Satan bless (condemn?) you Satanists.

My family hosted an exchange student from Sweden when I was a away at college and my brother was a junior in high school (he needed a friend, said my mother). He was (is) a seriously smart, astute, observant person who had already traveled all over the world. Shortly after he arrived I was headed out to do some back…

I don’t want to correct you because I think it’s charming you’ve picked this up, but it’s “nip it in the bud” not butt.

Agree. I wouldn’t it wear because of that. Would have preferred just a block (square/rectangle) of text.

Smear some dog poop on it and burn it in a public square. Done and done.

At least they’ll be checking out our boobs for a legitimate reason, instead of just cuz.

Yea, I would have bought it otherwise. But I will die before having a depiction of the Cheeto anywhere on my body

Yeah, I was going to buy one until I saw the tribble silhouette.

Agree. Plus I just don’t want his silhouette anywhere near me. Cannot buy. :(

I think he is saving that one for Dr. Oz.

Actually, it’s a federal law! So they are absolutely entitled to a room, and the company has no right to refuse! Have a great day.

Nuh-uh.

OK, then, Mike Judge. If only to make Trump giggle when he hears “Judge Judge.”

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

And his hair won’t turn gray because it’s a wig.

I’ve been trying to make the case that, for Trump, the duties and responsibilities of being President will fall lightly on his shoulders, if at all. Most of the burdens of leadership are self-imposed, deriving from a sense of responsibility and a desire to do what is right for the country. Presidents turn grey because…

Egads, you’re right!