I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

So......he isn’t going to lock her up? I’m confused.

They probably assumed he was a well-armed Jason Statham, there to save Americans from themselves.

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Oh for fuck’s sake it is not. A week ago every single person would have said that they’re in the tank for Hillary.

SEE

Agreed.

And bagless!

Well, you could just ask her.

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

This is probably the only last name I would take.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

due to scaling issues, it would just look like someone typed a bunch of underscores all the way across a blank screen.

Especially since it’s super obvious that she’s short to everyone. Trump, in classic projecting mode, thought that she’d be insulted by someone pointing out an obvious fact about her.

It speaks volumes about his thinking; every slight is an assault, you have to respond to every assault or you’re a loser, and being a loser is the worst thing imaginable.

I am so sorry. I had too much fizzy pop and this is the outcome.

Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…