I don’t drink alcohol and I sure as shit don’t look like JLo...

Ever since I started fertility treatment (which is really, really, really fucking expensive, folks!) I’ve found myself much more blasé about spending larger amounts of money. It’s not ideal; it makes me a bit careless with spending. (My friend was recently showing me pictures of the playhouse she was buying for her…

When I was having my second miscarriage - which took three and a half weeks from when I knew it would happen following a bad scan, to when it started, and then another ten days or so after that to get finished, so it was a bit of a performance all told - I really needed a distraction. KUWTK was ideal, and I have a lot…

Apparently so does Chris Pratt...

Which is exactly why they don’t do it. Indeed, calling an election now is something they can use to justify Brexit - look at our mandate! Look at the confidence the British people have in us! Remoaners will just have to shut up now and our position in negotiations will be ever so strong because for some reason Europe…

I’m pushing that we all turn out for the visit, but then turn our backs as he passes. It’s not like anyone wants him to come, and I think that would be a solid ‘fuck you’ that he couldn’t really explain away.

See, whereas I felt like this gave Kylie way too much credit. Waaaaay too much.

You are not a freaky mess!

Yes. This. A couple of miscarriages and a couple of failed rounds of IVF and a shitload of fibroids that weren’t there when I was younger mean I give a certain amount of side-eye to the whole “no, it’s all a myth that women’s fertility declines” line (and I only turned 40 a couple of months ago, for context).…

That would be Sir Mo Farah, Knight of the British Empire.

Yep, there we go. She now ‘does not agree’ with it. Which is still monumentally half-arsed, but it’s a start.

Why not just go with “I tried to come up with a sign but all I can muster is incoherent screaming”?

The UK has just realised this will affect Sir Mo Farah and the gloves are now off in terms of expecting Theresa May to step the fuck up and condemn it. (She bloody well should anyway, obviously.)

Certainly far from all. And still fewer would have time to know AND make a decision to end the pregnancy AND find and attend a suitable provider to fulfill her choice to terminate.

I mean, I know we all know this, but I’d like to just once again call out this fuckery for what it is. Because the number of women who even know they’re pregnant by five weeks in is TINY. I’ve had later miscarriages than that and still had doctors telling me it was really early and perhaps things could still go OK and…

And yet, even from that angle, I can totally see the white spaces...

I stopped having any sympathy for get right about when she was fine with spending a million dollars a day of other people’s money (plus massive personal inconvenience to many, many people) to stay in New York with Barron. I get wanting to stay there, but being prepared to let others bear that cost is just not on.

Or just don’t explain it. No-one would give a shit. The number of people at a presidential inauguration is, in the grand scheme of things, a matter of minimal and passing interest. A normal person would just get on with the work of being President, and make that the talking point, and if the topic of attendance came…

The ground coverings thing is utterly bizarre anyway, because even if they were new (they weren’t) it’s not like the uncovered ground normally looks like the tops of thousands of people’s heads...

Eh, they probably more than made up for it with the March, though.