Whyyyy are you grey? I'm coming around to TSwift too. I didn't like her more country style, but this whole thing is pretty charming.

I love it. On one hand, she is great at figuring out and managing her image, but on the other hand I feel like this is also just kinda how she rolls. I read recently (I have been all over her tumblr because her posts are pretty great) that her way of selecting people for this was, after they entered the contest, she…

You mean....yours isn't haunted???

Definitely, jeah.

That was seriously the douchiest picture I have ever seen. Jeah?!

You and me both, Anna Kendrick! That's why I'll be having a side dish of sadness with my grilled cheese tonight.

I thought Michelle Williams' Sally Bowles seemed really sexually inhibited. Maybe it's just because Liza will always be my Sally and I'm used to seeing her in something similar to what Emma is wearing. Williams didn't seem all that comfortable in the role.

True Story: When I was 15, my parents took my to a psychiatrist. His name was Dr. Close. He was an adorable little white-haired man with a British accent who sipped tea out of a china cup while I talked to him about my problems. He had an enormous autographed poster of Glenn Close as Cruella DeVille on the wall of his…

Emma Stone.... How I adore thee! Too perfect. Dammmmmm.

Bono has finally apologized for U2.

I just want to say that reading Tweetbeat makes me feel the dumbest because by the time I make it to the last tweet, I have forgotten all of the previous ones. And then I scroll in the comments and see people talking about certain tweets and I have to go back and reread the whole thing. Is it time to start taking…

HISS!!!! PRO DOG PROPAGANDA!!!!! HISS!!!!

Gettin' reeeeal sick of your shit, Carl.

Maybe I'm just too cynical, but everything he tweets seems like textbook white-knight BS. "I'm an ally, ladies. Please form a single-file line to suck my dick in gratitude for not being an asshole."

Anyone who spends time on their hair or looking nice (not even super flashy, just put together) before going out or going to work, cares about their appearance. Unless you're hitting happy hour on a Friday with a ratty bun and sweatpants and a sweatshirt, you care. I'm not even talking about wearing makeup. If makeup…

"...mutated..."

My eyes rolled so hard that one of them is actually hurting now.

Why do some people refuse to read the article that would explain this point nicely?

We simply need two Archie Panjabis. I can't deal with this news.

The customer isn't always wrong. Angela, however, is so wrong she's almost right again only because it is so ridiculous. They're candles. Take the smaller ones. Go home and order them online. Candles.