There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

Nicki Minaj, looking strikingly like Doge

Awww. So sweet. And innocent. Clearly, they are reading The Guardian, there, yes?

It is all very bleak. I do what I can not to crumble. Meanwhile - kittens!

So I guess you didn't see Battle Ship.

Ugh, no. Rihanna can't act to save her life. Can't we have her make the next Bond theme song instead? She'd be so much better at that.

Er, how about no? Didn't anyone else see her "act" in Battleship? I mean.. c'mon now!

That's a cheesy name.

She looks like a less intimidating Ann Coulter. But same exact stink face.

Do you think it remains funny after consistent viewing? Or would you eventually legitimately stroke out from rage?

Women have been Secret Service agents for 40 years now, and it's Obama's fault?

Peasant, obviously. It's a cat. :-)

My kitteh is Princess Pudding Pie. I guess I better adopt Professor PuddinPop post haste. Sounds like a relative!

When I adopted my rescue cat, she was named "Teani." Pronounced just like "Teenie," but spelled like a cup of tea and the knights who say "ni," I guess?

I'm having a pretty hard time keeping it together over Sherlock the guinea pig. DOES HE SOLVE TINY CRIMES?!

She is completely insufferable.

She's the daughter of artists and she needed a blogger to point out that people should be fairly compensated for their work? Truly?

I always thought that in the Pantheon of Pretentious Statements ANY statement that begins with the phrase "As an artist," instantly wins the grand prize.

Enabling poor treatment of others is a really bad idea, mmmkay?