Hey, my name is Carl. I'm not high, I just woke up, man.

This cat high on the nip. She ripped a toy open, threw nip all over the floor, and went ape on it.

So he sits half a game for yelling "fuck her right in the pussy" and gets away scot-free for actually doing it. PRIORITIES.

I was sitting here trying to figure out how one can go to college for several years and learn nothing...then I realize that he's not really going to college, he's going to "athletic department" and, obviously, the athletic department hasn't learned anything in the last several decades so why expect the athletes to. …

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'fuck her right in the pussy' at will to old ladies."

He doesn't know how to behave in Publix places.

why do we refer to 20 year old grown adult men as kids. He is not a kid, he is a grown adult who is showing no regards to his own situation. He is under investigation of raping a girl. Maybe yelling fuck her right in the pussy isn't the best idea.

Student-athletes are expected to act in a way that reflects dignity and respect for others.

probably should've handed him the cigarette and blindfold a few months ago

It's just been revoked.

Likable persona? He comes across as an entitled dick and have you ever heard him try to put more than two sentences together coherently?

Get a room you two.

and then he added "....even if she says 'no'"

I have no doubt the NFL somehow will even manage to fuck this up.

This guy is going to make a team of attorneys VERY wealthy once he reaches the NFL.

Are our college football players UN ambassadors?

They should suspend him without pay.

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

ahhh, I think Skull Island is being billed as a prequel, not a sequel.

This sounds like the CNBC version of the Puppy Bowl.