You have doubled down on your error. You remain the fuckwit.

* $980M/$150M = 65%.

Pictured: Bronzed, pert, idle; bronze pert idol

After 10 minutes of staring at this, I still have no idea if you were making a joke. Much like a child soldier after falling into enemy hands, I've been stumped.

Having read a fair number of your comments lately, I must say that you raise pedantry and humorlessness to an art form. It's wondrous.

"No other men in it, just me" is also what I use to reassure my dates right before they spill the popcorn everywhere.

Some people just love certain numbers. I've even seen old people tattoo their favorites in tiny lettering on their forearms. No idea why; they always get too sad to answer when I ask. I mean, lighten up!

Ok, fine. Most guys are all talk when they mention their python arms.

There's no need for a black light. All those pictures up there and I don't see men anywhere.

Operating a phone while driving, thereby endangering all those around him, and preserving a hideous red hairdo for posterity?

So what, Tom? Is it really a surprise that at this stage in his life Bob Ryan is shooting blanks?

"I heartily disagree."

Now that's a money shot!

"Refusing to make contact in spite of professional obligation? We like your style!"

Totally agree. This whole post is an insult to the educated basketball fan.

Make fun all you like, Drew, but Ichiro's strange bat consumption habits bode quite well. He's surely looking at 40 years in the spotlight and one terrible, terrible, TV show.

I don't understand this critique. The Sharks are never on ESPN because it only shows hockey highlights.

"Damn, he's nailing those threes like Stigmata!"

Kim Jong Un: I want you to know I'm a huge fan of your 'boarding.

Hey Tom, don't you dare compare this Todd to my drunken uncle! I mean, Helton barely even touched me when I was a child!