I love what you're putting down and all, but in my mind Donnie Wahlberg can do no wrong since I once touched him on the shoulder in 2008 and I watched so many video iterations of him since about 1989. It's just really my greatest heartbreak of all time that she is with him, even though he has always been #4 on my…

Jenny McCarthy and essay should not be in the same sentence...

Ask Jenny whats worse- vaccinations or E- cigs?

Finally: a reason to hate Jenny McCarthy.

Can Jenny McCarthy just go away forever already? I'm so bored of her stupid shit. We need an island, where her and all the other anti-vaxers can go and infect their own kind.

Her?

This tragedy continues to grow worse by the day. I hope the passports for each of the passengers are deactivated immediately. I don't want to imagine what could happen if they aren't.

This is Orlando! You go big, or you go back to Kissimee!

Unpopular opinion time: Kristen Schaal is just not my cup of tea. Just...I'll leave it at that.

"And THAT'S WHY you don't teach lessons!"

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

If Kate IS dropping weight, I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the atrocious things tabloids are printing about her, right? Assholes.

Country wives? Yes, because otherwise these three women have NOTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES ASIDE FROM BEING MARRIED. ergh.

Thanks for linking - that article was all of those things. And I read through it expecting her to be a textbook case of BPD, but dammit if by the end of that article, I wasn't rooting for her. Amazing.

I'm glad they are safe now. They are much more resourceful than the government who didn't care.

Ugh.

I agree, he gives me the creeps, and I can't figure out his continual success. I find him charmless and vaguely sinister.

I'm telling you internetz there is something WAY OFF about Jonah Hill, he's a fucking weirdo and not in a good way.

If millennials don't know how to love then WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO SO MANY GOD DAMN WEDDINGS?!?!?