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ThereismoneyinthebananaStand

I really hope that item about Jada not allowing Kendal at the house because she's rude to the housekeeper is true because YAS GIRL.

Amateur. Call me when those 4 weddings require cross-country/international treks.

Melissa McCarthy. It's made for her.

Oh, jeez. I can smell what's coming next:

A liter is equal to a kilogram in weight. So 2.5 kilos of broth, plus 1 kilo of beans/veggies = 3.5 kilos = 7.7 POUNDS OF SOUP.

That's a lot of fucking soup.

1 kg=2.2 lbs, in case anyone needs that.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

I know many women who refer to their male partner as Daddy once they have a kid (or become pregnant). I never considered it creepy. I've always "heard" it not like she is calling him that on her own behalf (like "you're my daddy") but rather of like... merely *referencing* him, not on behalf of the kid or baby but

Oh, god. So sorry.

About six years ago I met up with this weird vegan dude at a sleazy dive bar just across the river from my apartment. He looked nothing like his profile picture and had a collection of some of the worst goddamn tattoos I have ever scene.

All good, I wasn't trying to be disparaging of the dancing. That's just a highly sexualized dance move for a girl her age.

100% do want.

I know! The girl with the backpack seems to be running the show. A choreographer in the making? (She brings each child to the front and dances all the transitions)

Oh my god, the little one in the pink dress and the striped onesie.

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Go to a dance class then, it's where we often hang out

Okay normally I find this stuff annoying (sorry I'm awful) but this was actually pretty cute. I love the fact that not only did this groom do this for his bride but his friends participated as well. Cute.

That sounds dangerous. I like it.