Give me a main character that isn't an utter douche-canoe and I promise to keep an open mind.

I'd rather have the larger screens and hardly anything on the 3DS interests me. I also still have a bad taste in my mouth from getting the original DS.

Isn't this the consensus with the 3DS in general?

Let me know when they port this; the first original Zelda game in over a decade.

People who weren't de-starred coincidentally don't find the de-starring unjust.

I wouldn't feel bad. He purposefully plays up the role that he's created for himself for the hits. Kotaku is fully aware that controversy = page hits.

Abundantly clear? There was nothing clear about it. Forced changed happened and there was not a single comment about it by any of the editors. The only thing that was clear was that if you didn't like it you either had to STFU or leave. It was ridiculous and deserves no sympathy.

Yep.

As a loooong time commenter, I agree with a lot of the criticism. However, the problems seem to stem more from Gawker overhauls than just Kotaku. You're certainly miles ahead of Gizmodo, which is a complete joke.

Haha, I'm easily guilt tripped, but I can give it right back ten fold. However, I still see where you're coming from. I guess the important point to make is that almost no hobby has a real point, other than it makes you happy and that should really just be enough for them and as long as you're doing well in school…

I'm proud to say that while I've "moved on" from this style of music, I still love Tool. I think that's the mark of a truly great band.

What a bunch of cockteases!!!!! What's the point of remaking that terrible singe player experience? BLECH!

Too long? Poppycock. Why this place would have gone to hell in a hand basket if it wasn't for us. It's hard enough as it is keeping this place in line with all these new rapscallions running around.

Newest and biggest? Golly.

What is that? Some sort of analog version of Words With Friends?

If I were to approach this article and the asinine comments therein, seriously, I would have no time to do anything else tonight. All I can say is; congratulations on predicting that 90% of people would turn off their brain. However, I think you might have underestimated that percentage, just a hair.

First thought after reading article:

Well, where were you on June 4th?

God, it has been a long time. Every time I see a post by Owen my mind goes: "Oh, something by that funny new guy that likes sports". No offense.

He's a very studied character actor.