Bookmarked. Will come back later when it happens, because it always fucking does.

Love Metric. Love Scott Pilgrim. Love hot female singers. Love Edgar Wright. Love everything about this movie.

And this is the very reason I was skeptical of the Kinect. Microsoft promised waaaaay more than they could deliver. Oh well, they already sold millions of units. They definitely don't view it as a failure at this point, even though as a gaming peripheral, it's essentially useless for anything more than flailing…

You had a good point but I couldn't hear it over ALL THE BITCHING. Yes, it sucked. But, yes it's over now and it wasn't the end of the god damn world. Nor is it innately Blizzard's fault. I'm sorry I just don't buy the indignant piss-ant, whiny bitching. The game had record fucking sales. And the truth is YOU…

But whiney gamers are forever!

All this strutting, tut tutting and "I told you so...ing" is great. Yes, the servers being down sucks. I give you that. If we still remember this in a month is the real test.

Not that I remember, but I remember people being upset about not being able to play PoP 2008 offline? Which is a little different. It is strictly single player whereas I never, ever played Diablo 2 single player. You can say Diablo 3 isn't an MMO, but if you're playing it by yourself, you're just doing it wrong. …

HEYOOOOO!

No, there's plenty of squealing about this too.

So much righteous indignation. I find it hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I want to play as well, but I don't try and speak about a situation I've never been in (launching a AAA title and dealing with a million user server load) with such animosity.

Play offline, show loot to cat. Ditch offline character to play online when servers are up. Never touch offline again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This man is 100% spot on and I was fool for thinking otherwise. These opinion pieces are in fact so true that they should change the namee of them to "fact pieces". I mean, in any of these rebuttals not one dissenting opinion has ever had any merrit and really should have never been written down. The author…

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That's an interesting stance to take. Especially when you consider how easily Kotaku could be blocked if and when SOPA or PIPA were to pass. So, by choosing to not take a day a of protest in blocking your site you're sending the message that you're ok with letting the government block the site in the future under…

Hahahaha OMG. I can't stop laughing now after reading this and seeing the most moderation I've seen on a Kotaku thread in a long ass time. You're pushing these poorly thought out articles on to your readership and now slamming them over the head with a hammer for not liking it. Am I going to lose my star now for…

But don't you see? Kotaku already did that with "Kotaku Core" or "Kotaku Kid's Table" or "Kotaku, whiner's edition. Because the Kotaku you once loved is gone bitch. Get over it."

Welcome to the "new" "progressive" Kotaku where we look to push forward in a brave new world of gaming by grasping at straws and creating issues where there aren't any.

No one likes to think about a problem like this, especially when they're not doing anything to actively contribute to it. And especially less when they're talked down to and presented with only two options: "Agree with me that you're a terrible, terrible person." or "Deny that you're a terrible person and and just…

This.