Printers?!?! I think we just discovered that Kodak's real problem is its current brain trust.

Forget that! I see a series of craters that looks exactly like the paw print of a platypus! Coincidence? I think not.

Done and done, my friend.

I think that's what string theory is supposed to be; the smallest bits of matter. What is so crazy about strings though, is that if an atom was the size of our solar system, a string would be the size of a tree on earth. I think that was in the "Elegant Universe" series on PBS.

"Shooting Challenge: Rule the Thirds"

What I've never quite understood is how we are able to see galaxies from so far ago. I get that it took 13 billion years for the light to reach us, but does that mean our universe already expanded to its present size (relatively speaking) 13 billion years ago? In other words, is there a point where we will simply…

I stopped shopping at Best Buy in favor of Amazon years ago. Their prices are the worst!

Hey, douchebag... Seek therapy.

Amazing!!! This must mean China now has the technology to simulate the moon's surface inside a giant warehouse. They have come so far.

Now we know the real reason why phones have a vibrate mode.

How does HEARING Vangelis and sound bites from Blade Runner, make this LOOK like Blade Runner? I didn't see any flying cars with lens flares pass by, dirigibles with advertisements, or large monolithic buildings under a stormy sky while plumes of flame belch towards the heavens in protest. It's very pretty, but it's…

(Points finger at China and laughs)

No, see, you didn't work hard from day 1 (i.e. grade school on up). If you had, you could have applied for scholarships at top universities. And, yes, while a college degree doesn't count for much these days, especially when it comes from the University of Phoenix, a degree from a "known" institution does.

RANT:

As Eddie Murphy once, so eloquently, put it, "Tell me something I don't know, motherfucker."

Wasn't the line, "based on movement"? From Jurassic Park.

Apparently, you can just ask God how much a full grown T Rex weighed... I mean, since he put them in the ground for us to find... right?

The first Mac I purchased was a Macintosh IIsi. It was one of the first Macs to offer color - all 16 of them and I think it cost my parents around $2,000.

North Korea, I'd assume... where all ancient discoveries are invented by Kim Jung Ill. Of course you'll only be able to listen to songs proclaiming his greatness... and you'll need electricity to charge your "KimPod" - something almost all N. Koreans lack. Nothing to Envy.

But will I be able to see my screen on the beach under the mid-day sun?