Yet, no one ever wakes up and says, "WTF? I'm on fire!!!" Explain that, "Wickepedia".

Yeah, but when I call my wife using the assistant, it will still mispronounce our last name - pisses me off every time.

Dick Jones: I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!

It shouldn't take people 30 days to realize that it's crap.

This just highlights the amount of apathy that exists in the international community. It's easier to look away and pretend that N. Korea isn't one giant concentration camp when it's their own people who are slaughtered.

Two words: No oil.

While we're at it, all these names are available, too:

Clearly it's the saucer section of the USS Enterprise.

That's only because only the homeless use mass transit in LA =(

The only safe thing to do is build an elevated highway system over where the tunnel now runs.

I never understood how, if the universe is 13.7 billion years old, we can see something that happened approximately that long ago. Hasn't the universe been expanding for the same amount of time at the speed of light, or less? And wasn't the universe smaller in the past than it is today? Meaning that the light from…

Which is exactly why all of us Avid editors are now saying what we've said for years, "Final Cut Pro is a prosumer piece of crap." And never more true than now.

Some of the better comments were:

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I would really like them to make my mortgage disappear =)

From now on, when I enter an Apple Store and an employee asks if they can assist me, I'm going to say, "Unfortunately, no. You're so stupid." I wonder if they'll self-destruct?

But a tuna sandwich is a set unto itself: Bread+Tuna+Mayonnaise+Bread, so it isn't reeeaaallly a one to one set.

Hmmm... They didn't copy the replaceable battery pack available on 99% of all other smartphones.

I can think of a few other uses for magnetic nanoparticles in breasts.

@Mr. Rosewater: What then, does "i.e." mean, exactly?