Which is exactly why all of us Avid editors are now saying what we've said for years, "Final Cut Pro is a prosumer piece of crap." And never more true than now.

Some of the better comments were:

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I would really like them to make my mortgage disappear =)

From now on, when I enter an Apple Store and an employee asks if they can assist me, I'm going to say, "Unfortunately, no. You're so stupid." I wonder if they'll self-destruct?

But a tuna sandwich is a set unto itself: Bread+Tuna+Mayonnaise+Bread, so it isn't reeeaaallly a one to one set.

Hmmm... They didn't copy the replaceable battery pack available on 99% of all other smartphones.

I can think of a few other uses for magnetic nanoparticles in breasts.

@Mr. Rosewater: What then, does "i.e." mean, exactly?

I'd like to think that if Apple ever bans users from the ability to download books entirely from other media purveyors that two things would happen.

Ten bucks says the pilot tossed an empty Coca Cola bottle out the window while passing overhead.

To the sociopath that would inflict pain and death on the innocent; please do the world a favor and either get professional help or down a bottle of sleeping pills... soon.

@M-Tek: Thanks for posting this link. I didn't even know prey existed!

@Schnard: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

So, putting the pin back in stopped the grenade from detonating? Or had he not released the safety lever yet? What made him realize that something wasn't quite right with it? Was it a dud?

I wish Steve all the best. Few of us (if any) will have the same impact on the world that he has. That being said, however. I believe it's time for him to shift his focus from running a company to spending time with his family. In the end, it's the people in our life that matter the most - not the technology we…

Why do all electric cars (except the Tesla) look like oblong bubbles? They're all ugly as hell and lack any sort of flair. As much as I want my next car to be all electric I won't buy one until they're aesthetically appealing.

Mmmmmm...... pie.

Wrong. THIS is how we control space.

I think Giz just found this weeks shooting challenge.