Big brother is watching you.

Can I fill my pool with "light water?" If I do, will I sink/drown more easily?

In trying to respond to Bill's letter with something wort writing, I will simply say this:

Or, you/they could have asked just about any guy.

Can't... stop... watching...

I thought the Japanese were into that sort of thing? Or is it just vending machines with used panties... I'm so confused =/

Could we use the lens to fry ants, too? Because THAT would actually be cool.

Looks way too spartan and it's in Canada, i.e. it was probably 20°f outside with a windchill of about 5°f. No thanks, I'll take Fiji instead.

The background is actually cooler than the concept, IMHO.

This is exactly how I wake up every morning.

Why isn't Nigeria lit up like a Christmas tree?

@The Werewolf: Going back to the moon for the purpose of establishing a permanent settlement is a key component to human spaceflight beyond the moon. Unfortunately, I doubt we will do this until the second half of this century. Pretty sad to think that... a century to get back to the moon.

Looks like a huge disappointment in the making.

@Admiral_Awesome: Isn't it obvious that it's an automatic transmission, but he needed the manual override in the event something should go wrong.

I call dibs on Brad Pitt's stem cells if I get burned.

What about the unicorns? THE UNICORNS?!?!

@Vishus: The "Boston Tea Party" was about the Colonies being taxed by King George of England without any representation in Parliament.

Fear not? Is Gizmodo now defending organizations that deal in illegally obtained American intelligence.

Hello?!?! This is the start of an invasion force people! How long do we have until we must bow down before our arsenic-based overlords?