This is exactly how I wake up every morning.

Why isn't Nigeria lit up like a Christmas tree?

@The Werewolf: Going back to the moon for the purpose of establishing a permanent settlement is a key component to human spaceflight beyond the moon. Unfortunately, I doubt we will do this until the second half of this century. Pretty sad to think that... a century to get back to the moon.

Looks like a huge disappointment in the making.

@Admiral_Awesome: Isn't it obvious that it's an automatic transmission, but he needed the manual override in the event something should go wrong.

I call dibs on Brad Pitt's stem cells if I get burned.

What about the unicorns? THE UNICORNS?!?!

@Vishus: The "Boston Tea Party" was about the Colonies being taxed by King George of England without any representation in Parliament.

Fear not? Is Gizmodo now defending organizations that deal in illegally obtained American intelligence.

Hello?!?! This is the start of an invasion force people! How long do we have until we must bow down before our arsenic-based overlords?

It's sad to consider that without the radioactive fallout of any/all nuclear weapons, mankind probably would have blown the world up ten times over by now. It's almost like radiation is nature's little catch 22 - Thanks for saving us from such monstrous people, nature =)

It's interesting that in the video, it showed people walking in circles that became increasingly smaller. Yet no mention of that associated phenomena.

They've picked up a distress beacon on Titan and want to send a manned ship there to investigate.

Heading should read "Man is Caught Stealing..."

Sorry, Tom. If you want to impress me, go climb Mt. Everest.

As with all "great" discoveries down through the centuries, it will take the militarization and subsequent use of this technology as a weapon before its ever put to use for a noble purpose.

@vladdybear: Unfortunately, that was my thought exactly.

And then the researchers promptly snorted the dust to "test" its effects.

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