@topgeargorilla: Agreed -SSX3 was superior in so many ways. The characters were well done, fleshed out and they had a diverse group to choose from. The latter installment, which let you create your own character sucked the whole life out of the franchise for me. Sure, I got a guy that only vaguely resembled a much…

Heh, game looks pretty sweet... logo looks like a pokeball...

Oh... huh... I forgot about those things until just now... and I own one...

@Sir Gibler: You know what? Enjoy your new master, Sir Gibler -I'm sure this government will make you super comfortable when having to submit yourself and family to full body scanners and groping pat downs at your local mall and/or when traveling through toll roads while on vacation.

The scream! Really? You needed that even once?? Much less SIX EAR PIERCING TIMES!? F*&%$!

@AidenEriphyle: Ah, but preventing a rapist from one person without injury will not stop them from finding someone else to attack. This incredible invention impedes a rapist from using their penis for ANY purpose without medical attention, not only preventing them from raping others but also helping to ensure that…

I think those who opt out of the naked body scanners should make obnoxious scenes in the airport during the invasive "pat down" groping.

@kdupree: So where *will* you draw the line? When a "terrorist" gets through security with a grenade up his pooper and the TSA suddenly requires body-cavity searches to get on a plane?

@rev02: I see what you did there.... and I approve.

When you consider that there was a 50% chance of guessing one of two correct erotic position (which were given as options to the test subjects), a margin of only 3.1% is inconsequential and tells us nothing.

@Platypus Man: I literally said almost verbatim the exact same thing you just shat out here only I punctuated it with the fact that it's because celebs will pimp the merch to the masses for "free" -so what we have here is a big fat advert on Kotaku in the form of an entertaining (maybe?) video from Ice T at the cost…

Sorry kids, but this -is -AWESOME! I let it slide because the early 90's were growing out of the flash of the late 80's and it took a few years. Still, this is pretty funny stuff here. Ahh, nostalgia... what a bastard.

@2 replies: Uh-oh! Hyperbole-police!

Kirby's Epic Pumpkin!

@jungletoad: Ha! I get this way with every Kotaku contest I lose... and this month I'm on a roll.

Congrats to the winners. Now... Who's gonna let me borrow their copy when they're finished?

I guess I could see how this could happen. He certainly inspires a lot of hate...

@pest174: ZING!

@A GIANT SMURF: Oh! Hmm... I don't know if I was one of the first 5k... I did snatch it up as soon as I saw it though.

@A GIANT SMURF: PS+ members get access??