So a deity of some variety, known as The Outsider, has blessed the main character with special powers through a mark on his hand... Didn't I see this in The Last Story? ;)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I did almost all these things -sometimes the guy would be running, sometimes he'd be on a dirtbike and ramping hills and out of ditches. So few are the times in my life when I feel so.... normal.

Come on?? With whom shall we place the blame if not the mother? Nowhere is a father mentioned, and I don't suppose it's out of line to assume he's out of the picture for some reason. So We have a 15 year old kid who, extrapolating based on a story about his 4 to 5 day gaming binge and brush with death, is in all…

This game was among my introductions to FPS's. I might check it out

Hahaha, YEA! And those people in the world of socialized medicine who ended up paying to fly to America for pay for surgery because they couldn't wait 14 months in their own country for free are just stupid, amirite??

You're suddenly disturbed? Like... just now?

The hand? I guess technically (if it's a live person's hand) the technique used is known as pixilation.

I imagine buttons pinged the windshield as she was busting out of her shirt there. And then I lol'd.

Alright, cool -it seems the requirements in place to lower the potential for fugu-related death is working. Let's up the stakes and lower expectations. Good luck everyone.

Well that was a misleading headline, Bash... Animal marriage and bestiality aren't the same thing. You could argue that one leads to the other, but come on... Read the guys quote. He doesn't even compare the two. He's extrapolating from support for gay marriage to suggest eventual support for animal marriage, not that…

Ahhh, I see... I read "Worst Company in America" and overlooked the "consumer" aspect, though, to be fair, aren't we all be consumers of Monsanto's GMO garbage?

What? No Monsanto?? What a joke.

I love MUSE... the music completes this piece.

Tell that to the astronauts. They knew what was up and they ditched Earth, leaving us alone to suffer the terror of the arachnid existence.

Eh... heh... I could have come up with something more villainous for ol B.M., but I'm still working through the coffee here. I'll maybe take another stab at it later.

Well, the day a videogame makes good on its threats to do me harm is the day I stop fucking playing them.

I do what I can. Now to see what I can do about Pokemon gameplay. That rant's a few years old yet.

Finland representin'! Woo!

Oh, wow... Seems Microsoft finally got around to reading my six year old rant about why their point system is a muddy, confusing and arbitrary monetary system and they need to do away with it as soon as possible.

Yea, where can I get a copy of the prototype?