I live in Michigan. Our highways can barely cope with 70-80mph speeds. It is a good thing this cannonball route does not go through Michigan or their Merc would be shedding parts at anything over 120mph.

I own a rare car that is not really cool. At least yet. It is a 1989 Mercury Cougar XR7 with the supercharged 3.8L V6 a la the Supercoupe. 5 speed, four wheel disc, independent rear suspension, ABS, electronic ride control, leather, power moon roof. I have owned it for years and cannot get rid of it.

4700 lbs???  Wowza.  Traction will not be a problem for this new Panzer.

You’re damn right.

Around here it is X-rotty.

This TuRD wins the prize.

Imagine this Deora II with the top closed in like a wagon.

Ding ding ding!  This is the winner.  

I wonder how many people “offended” by this car or its name actually own or drive Mustangs. I own a 67 and a 17 GT and this does not bother me. Would I have named it something else? Maybe. But I do not make cars.

Bunch of whiners.

I love the wheels.  I want those for my 17 GT.

My takeaways:
Loved the video, that looked like a ton of fun.
You did an awesome job.
There are a lot of haters in here.
Epstein did not kill himself.

Great write-up and pics, Kristen!  As the owner of a 17 GT, I cannot imagine driving this new GT500.  That looks like you had a riot.

First off, we love our Flex. The problem with the Flex was not the styling in the eyes of the non-enthusiast. It was the fact that Ford almost seemed embarrassed to sell it. It never appeared in commercials or other promo materials. It was always treated like the bastard step-child.

It really is a shame they axed it. …

Bingo.  That is why I bought a 2017 GT.

Fuck Gardner forever for ending Carlos Guillen’s career with a dirty-ass slide into second.  Also, fuck the Yankees.

Another Ford Mustang Stupid Driver Crashes Peeling Out Of A Cars And Coffee And It’s Not Pretty.

Cars don’t crash themselves.

Why does it look like it just got its wisdom teeth removed?

Lol at extra knee.  Too true.

Nah.  Cobras are roadsters and Daytonas are coupes.  Neither of which should have a Buick under the hood.

Not relevant.  I am not old enough for a Corvette of any type.  My hair is not grey and I don’t look good in satin jackets.