The_Phalanx
The_Phalanx
The_Phalanx

F150.

This article hurts to read. I was supposed to go on a 5 day off road motorcycle adventure in West Virginia (still the last state without a Coronavirus case) but we cancelled due to all the madness. I could not think of a better place to be in such a situation, blasting through the woods on my dirt bike. Instead, I am

Couldn’t they just get clients to agree to sign a waiver that says the vehicle is for off highway use only?

Sometimes this site feels like old men shouting at clouds.  Pickup trucks, SUVs, crossovers, now big wheels.  

This is awesome.  I have always loved Panteras.

Bullshit. The blame lies with the idiots who do the burnouts. They are grown-ass people driving cars.  

We’re only 6 years out from GM’s ignition switch catastrophe and they want us to bite on a car with no controls?  Nah.

That is not a facelift, that is a whole new model.

David, what is with the pinky nail?  Hoovering schneef is bad for you.

Bingo!
Put your F###ing phones away and concentrate on the road. Then get in the right lane where you belong.

You know what is much worse than the graphics? The names! Every year the rigs are getting bigger and the names are getting more aggressive. Saber, Cougar, Eliminator, etc. I cannot wait for next year’s Penetrator. I might save up and get the Eviscerator or maybe a Violator.

I have one almost identical to this.  Fantastic family hauler.

Congrats $kay!  You deserve it.

First, replace the C4 3 speed auto with a 4 speed toploader in my 63 Fairlane. Second, keep the Mustang (‘17 GT Performance Pack) away from Cars and Coffee and see if I can make the tires last another summer.

I agree at least in part.  I prefer the modern Shelbys in dark colors as the front grill opening looks better.  The mouth looks more chiseled and defined without the “inside of the lips” painted a light color.  I don’t know if that makes sense, but you know.

Bingo.

Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  This has to be an early April Fools, right?  What the hell are they thinking?  This is worse than the Aztek.

Finally.  The little DB5 gets some revenge after being treated so poorly in recent films.  I hated seeing it eviscerated in Skyfall.  Q branch really outdid themselves with the addition of miniguns.  

OJ had his white bronco. Michael Jackson prefers a white Jeep.