"That was a sublime feeling of "Are you fucking kidding me?" mixed with "OK, this is pretty funny.""

I like this.

To be fair, this isn't the first headache people have suffered from Chinese with MSG.

"When it approached the edge of the penalty area, it found OC defender David Alvarez's cabeza"

"Asian America thirsts for permission to say the n-word:"

"Did Gomez Score?"

"Ay yo listen here, 'Bay; you come at the Kim, you best not miss."

"No one will ever mistake Maurice Evans for Kendrick Perkins, that's for sure. "

Meanwhile, Lou Pinella, with his "TOSSED" vanity plate, gets confused and upset when people ask him if he's an anilingus enthusiast.

"In fact, the guy couldn't look away, especially not after Light and Rob Gronkowski called a Jersey Shore audible and hopped on stage to fist pump:"

"Oh, M.G., he's got a gun!" was also how these girls called the play-by-play for Gandhi's untimely demise.

"Browns wide receiver Jordan Norwood, who is black and Filipino-American."

Cirque du Soleil represents the first sin-free "O" Tim Tebow has ever been a part of.

"It’s All Hands On Deck"

"Bill (of Bill Walsh) is above his left cheek. Below Bill is Mooch, (for Steve Mariucci) Gruden, Holmgren & Green. Above his right cheek is Walsh. Below is Seifert, Billick, Shanahan & Andy Reid."

I'm glad you changed it back. I would have looked like an idiot otherwise, and I just can't afford that at this point.

Serious Question:

"I don't want him to get institutionalized to losing."

It's not often you see a Sheriff receive a Citation.

Feather collecting is so dumb. I don't even bother with it unless one is right on my way. I hate that part of games and find absolutely no redeeming value in stuff like that.