You could almost do an entire region called "The Ladies of Daytime TV"

And this is a surprise to whom, exactly? A country that keeps 50% of its own population in abysmal conditions (no rights, have to dress like beekeepers, etc.) probably isn't going to be the best destination for migrant workers.

Kobe Bryant's adventures in fluid exchanges with schizophrenics is the stuff of legends.

Ha!

"For all your maniacal tendencies and consistently omnipresent persona, you're just willing to put yourself out there."

If you're a married lady, you MUST talk about how your husband proposed to you. That is one of the immutable and valid-for-all-time personal stories commandments of Jeopardy.

I got those two.

Canterbury Tales question?

Dowry was the bundle of shit that a lady carries around before marriage?

What's your story for Alex if you make it?

Logged in? So it doesn't take you directly to the test once you log in?

Who's taking the Jeopardy! test this lovely evening?

Verdict: Larry David doesn't care at all if Larry David calls Larry David a "fucking faggot."

"Also slated to perform were such legendary musical acts as former Knicks head coach Pat Riley"

"After what must have been a lot of tossing and turning, Allen eventually picked Norfolk State."

Chicagoans look back fondly on the Carter years, remembering it as a time when the Commander in Chief seemingly discovered a new topping for their already over-crowded hotdogs.

If true, I'm so glad I was the one to approve you.

"Yup, I was definitely following along with it. It's just one of those things where you've gotta sit back and see what happens. There's nothing you can do about it at that point, just gotta kinda see what happens, see where he goes."

Certainly there were plenty of negative voices surrounding this deal in Denver, but the only neigh-sayer John Elway listens to is his inner-monologue.

"Sterger meets Sturgess at the top of the Empire State Building because, duh, it's the tallest building in town."