"It’s Been Almost A Year Since His Last Sentence"

"Marcos Baghdatis Calmly Destroyed Four Consecutive Tennis Rackets"

I get emotional for nearly every Pixar movie, and Toy Story 3 probably took the cake.

Ray's Hell Burger, in Arlington, is the best burger I've ever had in my entire life. Make the trek; it is so worth it.

I laughed.

Teabagging enjoys a long and storied history in New Orleans lore, going all the way back to the days when it was referred to as "drinking Dr. Nut."

Ha!

Hey, at least you don't have to want a reasonably exciting team to lose every game and improve their draft stock.

As a Midwesterner, I give you my heartfelt thanks for using "pop."

I think I'd give my next paycheck to see the Clue Crew tackle this sensitive and highly controversial issue.

At first, the Hurricanes co-opted the famous behavioral experiment for the contest's name: but on further review, "What's in Skinner's Box" was too much for Carolinian sensibilities.

While Mutombo callously disregarded DiCaprio's "Blood Diamond" message, he has always adhered to that other bit of Leo wisdom: never get into Limbo.

When I wrote for my college paper's Sports section, I covered the tennis team one time and the article title was "Droppin' Deuces Regularly." The editor made me change it to "Servin' Aces Regularly."

To be fair, everyone in Green Bay has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day when forced to eat lima beans.

"Rape and a Man"

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[Listens to Joe Rogan's call of the knockout]

"Krist Novoselic makes a wince-inducing 'Smile, you're on "Candid Camera"' joke!"

"Not a single one of of those people was able to spot such a ridiculous error"

"Not a single of of those people were able to spot such a ridiculous error"