Census DUAN:

"The challenged fag is out."

[looks wistfully at the TV as his Alma Mater completes the upset]

+1

"This One’s For Anyone Who’s Ever Wanted To Tell A Sideline Reporter "I Love You, You’re So Pretty And Beautiful""

Ultimate Hoops is also the name of the senior division doggy agility league.

And then to wear an undershirt beneath it? That's bush league, bro!

"No thanks, Sports Radio Interviews. I've got better things to do than partake in your Roach clip."

I don't dig on that ketchup; what's the sauce that's on it originally? And I will tell you what I think, but don't act weird if I PM you in 8 months raving about some burger you've clearly forgotten about, ok?

Look at this fucking Schutzstaffeler.

Holy-game-changer in a good or bad way? I have been intrigued by the W for several weeks now.

"Please stop calling Highlights, Magic.

That Polyphemus is such an Alabama Homer.

He renally should have made a better calculus when choosing what to eat and drink.

He's in the Michigan Collegiate Hall of Fame. See? Not as corrupt as you thought.

"THIS...IS...SPARTOWFUCKTHATHURTS!!!"

+1

Baltimore: The City that Needs...Validation.

Ha!

"When it was all over and everybody was fawning, the Black Mamba humbly acknowledged his teammates and his coach and his God-given talents and went home to rest his cortisone-numbed wrist."