"my blistering denouement"

Fenway Dirt from the mid-90s, one part each Mo Vaughn and Rich Garces, a dash of Metamucil, and a gross of baked beans cans, was a slightly harder sell for ownership.

+1

"Others might recall Benkei, the loyal retainer who died on his feet after protecting his lord, Yoshitsune."

Those Ottomans sure know how to keep their feet up.

"Our drunken post-hockey fight was way better!"

I saw Blank Check IN THEATERS and still had no idea what that comment was referencing. I guess my 9-year old mind was too wrapped up in how unrealistic the kid's purchasing power was to remember the bad guy's name. I mean, a mansion, a go-kart track and a waterslide for under $1 million? COME ON!

"[Flexes]

I don't blame Turner; it's gotta be hard to diagram plays when you only have one X.

Despite being a miserly, yet lovable, curmudgeon, Fred Mertz was quite the dynamo in the bedroom.

Ha!

Well, what do you expect? It's not the easiest thing to be a proper Heat fan and, besides, it's not like there are explicit instructions written anywhere.

"(That Ball Just Kept Lifting) Higher and Higher."

"No se picking" is exactly what you don't want to put in your C.V."

Look, just tell him to go slowly and eventually you'll be broken in.

All my results had something to do with a show called "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." What the hell is that?

Or, the last possibility: a highly misguided and public plea for Dajuan Wagner to fill his colostomy bag.

"We've held off on firing this asshole for weeks, but finally taken your advice. Now what, Drew?"

"Exposing a gulag slave labor system is no way to win a Pulitzer, good sir."

"It's the easiest two points the Lions have ever scored."