That goalkeeper should have kept his emotions in check but, then again, the Dutch have never been very good at keeping things hidden for long.

[You're right, I should have mentioned that. As penance, here's a double sawbuck]

[...]

+1, also that guitar neck is pretty unintentionally dong-esque, no?

"Gruffness would be his alibi."

"rolling up in his black chauffeur-driven Navigator."

With all of the controversy after the lockout, I was expecting more Stern und Drang than this relatively calm interview provided.

"The one rule about football in Cuba: always bet on Ole Miss or UNLV. They could win."

Well done.

In the true Yawkey spirit, the Red Sox are scrapping the Rudolph idea and pushing ahead with a full line of Zwarte Piet merchandise.

"no matter how well he fared in an ad hoc "how many fingers?" neurological exam."

I hope you got permission from the estate of Wesley Willis to use that song.

"Whether or not the feeling was surreal when the clock was clicking towards zero:"

"1-800-HILARIOUS!"

"Back in 2008, Tebow went on a now-famous missionary trip to the Philippines."

"Both parties spotted each other on E. College Avenue in College Twp Centre County, when Defendants held up a sign that read "ass-licker." This sign was directed at Victim.

"I haven't seen a Sutcliffe squander an opportunity this significant in quite a while."

"most stylish clearance of all time"

Ha!

So that's how Parselmouths do foreplay.