Ha! And, thanks!

Thanks for doing some Inception-esque idea-planting for me.

"When The Lights Go Down In The City"

ESPN has never been one to acknowledge the elephant in the room.

Nice.

"I always knew there was this giant loophole that you could drive a Mack truck through."

Ha!

If only Mario Puzo were still around to pen his topical masterpiece, "Pedomerta."

"He was very explosive. He could make things happen. He was the playmaker," said Kovacevic, who now works as a tech specialist in the Swiss army.

Why are you happy about Romeo Crennel winning a game?

The Nick and Artie Show is nightly and funny as hell. It's Nick DiPaolo and Artie Lange and, while they know as much about sports as any other laypeople fans, they're funnier than most of us and get better guests.

Ohh, shit. That one should definitely be in the running, too. Submitted for your approval...

I like the one with the father and daughter, too, but occasionally I can't stop myself from screaming at the TV, in my best Samuel L. Jackson voice, "English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"

Here's last year's...

Worse Hyundai commercial, this year's rendition with the horrible chick or last year's with the horrible hipsters?

"Ohh, sorry, I can't eat those peanut butter cookies, I'm allergic."

I'm meeting some dude from Craigslist tomorrow to sell some stuff. Other than the fact that I keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin', does the DUAN community have any advice?

Now we talkin' Holsteins or Angus?

"Wyoming may be getting smacked around"

Ha!