I’ve played single-player almost exclusively since college. When your real-life friends aren’t into gaming, and you don’t like playing with randos, that’s what happens. Particularly if you *prefer* single player in the first place anyway.  

That does not bode well for their Turbo Duo for which preorder was not yet opened.

And lo, the number of the rails shall be three. And three shall be the number. No more, no less. Two shall not be the number, unless immediately proceeding three. Four is right out.

Japan really has a hard time understanding that if you tell people not to do it, they’ll just do it harder.

Doesn’t require justification. “I don’t wanna” is good enough.

Meanwhile in Canada

jus sayin

I miss this weird, absurd era of the internet very much. When memes spread like, well, memes. I guess I’m old.

The first sentence of that statement was so full of buzzy jargon BS my brain melted and died a little....

I would watch the heck out of this. Even crap like Pee-Wee Park III or Pee-World Fallen Kingdom.

The Goatse Museum was quite the experience.

What’s hilarious is how anyone could be expected to see anything on that CRT at that distance.

If there’s werewolves involved, I want a sequel to THIS....

I always post this when someone brings up something being metal.

mine has given me no grief either.  fan kicks up for a couple of minutes sometimes, but that’s about it.  it’s been refreshingly reliable after the ps3/xb360 generation where i went through a total of 5 consoles (not including my wii, which lasted the whole gen, god bless it)

My PS4, that I got on launch day, is still sitting in the same spot it always has in my entertainment center, currently running AC:Valhalla with none of the symptoms you have mentioned. Guess I'm lucky in that regard 

Is it wrong that my first thought was “holy shit, that would be some amazing fried chicken!”?

I thought he died about 1992.