The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat
The_Iron_Goat

“Defenestration Is the Only Response to Imagining These Fuckers on the Supreme Court”

They say, “Fake news!! Lord Trump will save us all!!”

I once almost got my ass beat after I called an associate’s MC a bunch of leather men with gas-powered vibrators.

There should not be a limit on how many times you are allowed to state the truth.

The lie is a cake!

Art might be impossible to define but I know it when I see it.

Fuck the CCP

Pretty sure the YM2612 outputs sounds on the same frequency as my soul.

I had no idea the Genesis could sound like this...

What, he’s not dead yet?

Man the Genesis could put out some solid sound


‘Scuse me - while I kiss this guy!

I think we all know the classics

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If we always had perfectly translated lyrics, we wouldn’t have had some of my favourite entertainment.

Oh, the platters and the asses. Platters and asses extending off to the horizon, for as far as the eye can see.

Ohhh! So pretty! 

Spotty nose! Boop boop!

White with blue eyes. The “world’s most beautiful cat.”

It feels weird to say cat appreciation could be racist, but it’s a very ordinary cat.

Frank, these people aren’t here for you. “Weird Al” Yankovic is on that plane!