Imagine being so secure in your job and so protected from the consequences of your poor performance that your employer will hire a consultant to work with you just so you can achieve minimal competence at the thing they hired you to do

i don’t even mind the time difference. i’m just jealous of that distance. imagine finally getting to put 25 trillion miles between you and all of east texas

I... have some bad news about the legal system, too. If you will kindly look outside, uh, there are some angry people who would like to discuss this...

This is everything I ever needed to know about Narwhals:

Fuck yeah Amon Amarth.

My biggest concern here is that they discover actual vikings who come back to life and ravage the earth. Are there any precautions to prevent this from happening? Because if we have to deal with vikings after murder hornets...

Rygar is a neat addition. 

It certainly does suck!

“GET OUT!!!!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE MILKY WAY!!! "

I bet that guy in the top picture stole that musical instrument. As soon as law and order breaks down, you get luters.

The only BUndy I’m voting for...

huh?

“TVs are too easy to use and work too well. How do we ruin them?”

When Johnny goes wiping ass again hurrah, hurrah...

Hoarding toilet paper really has to be one of the dumbest things a person can do... Hearing about those who do, I’m always wondering how much shitting exactly these people are planning to do after society’s come to an end; it’s not as if there’s going to be any water in the pipes to flush their toilets with anyway. ;)

Top image reminds me of Demon Sword by Taito from the original NES

Boston and San Diego aren’t states, much as they would like to think they are. Massachusetts and California.

““Frankly, we’re the world leader in infectious diseases.””

Yeah, he’s about to be right, but not in the way that he thinks. 

It’s an old meme, sir. But, it checks out.

I can’t read Japanese, but I imagine this pretty much says:

- “Muscles”
- “Muscles Over Here
- “More Muscles Over There”
- “Put a Bigass Muscles Right Here”
- “Teeny-Tiny Bigass Muscle Right There”
- “Don’t Forget More Muscles on This Side”
- “Bone Shaped Muscles in Between the Regular Ones”
- “This Muscle Should Slightly…