If there's a Hall of Fame for ushers, I bet that guy's in it.
"You play the saxaphone poorly!"
- traditional Russian insult
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."
Pictured: the only ties Donovan McNabb recognizes.
In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.
"Kris Humphries is still in the league? No way. Oh man, there he is."
Goddamn pussies keep ruining football.
This is what it looks like when I play GTA.
Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like
Lemme get this straight. You read this post, about Chinese street-food vendors cooking food in oil made from untreated sewage and the rendered fat of putrefied animal carcasses, and you thought, I know, I'll make a snide comment about... carcinogens! Because clearly what everyone is concerned about in this story of…
"Just win, baby."
Anyway don't move to Irwindale.
Seriously, Tom, I don't know why we don't make this whole "bear" thing a regular, weekly feature. Kick the idea around a little!
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Thank you for participating in our fan experience survey! Concerning the issue of Chief Wahoo - would you say our beloved mascot:
Jason Whitlock is standing outside Jeff George's house holding up a boombox over his head.
Cop 1: Sir, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say...
the most likely scenario sees the Titans being put up for sale.
"Ma'am, I understand your concern, but it was congenital."