it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

But no shin splints!

Putin: hahahaha we russians just kid you atilay! we not make you do hard labor. here give me high five.

Albeit he was drunk and confused, but when he consulted the judges scoring, the Polish judge gave him a 7, while the Russian judge said "you're an 8."

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

It must be nice to be one of those rich people who owns a tree.

"I love my grandfather, too; I just prefer to live what he taught me, and let every day be my tribute to him."

[Gets in car]
[Sits in car]
[Forgets to turn on engine for twenty minutes]
[Returns to house; naps]

-Sidney Crosby

[takes out a big stack of cash]

+1

"Smug hipster jaguar is particularly inspired," Tom Ley wrote before running to the urinal for his third piss of the morning. As he washed his hands, he caught his reflection in the mirror. The resemblance was uncanny and he couldn't deny it. He looked just like the cartoon bear that blew him days before.

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

Well, it's a more subtle trap than last week's poll:

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

Snyder then used story this as evidence he supports natives.

"I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not—they weren't sitting right next to each other"