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Wario CHEATS!

Then here comes stank-ass WARIO to ruin the day!

The moment I heard Netflix was making a She-Ra cartoon, I asked myself, “Okay, who are they going to make gay in this one?”

I remember when the film came out, people were touting how it was the modern Princess Bride. That got me interested in watching it!

I KNEW IT!

Metroid Fusion and Circle of the Moon were the better Metroids/Metroid-likes.

I can think of a couple games I played where A and B were swapped. At least for one of those, I was able to change the button layout. For others, no dice...

Because you’ve been holding it like this.

It’s basically the same thing on PlayStation.

Just imagine that you’re playing an Xbox game.

Can’t. Gives me a headache every time I look at the button layout.

A has been the right-most button for me for 32 years.

This is a cool idea but it hurts my eyes every time I see the A and B buttons swapped like that.

You know very well if Stephen Miller knew he had the coronavirus, he’d go out of his way to visit as many nursing homes in minority-heavy communities as possible.

Out of the way, Lisa! We want to read about trivial, gaming celebrity news!

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“Your mother sucks cocks in Hell,” (which actually makes Hell seem like it might not be that bad—at least there’s available dick)

Being shameless is part of his brand. It’s no wonder, then, that he decided to casually trot out a procession of coronavirus conspiracy theories. If history is anything to go on, he probably won’t face consequences.

...What does that even mean!?

Heath was kind and hewpfuw. He took cawe of me.