I guess she’s fine with seeing a soulless clone of her daughter ripped right out of the uncanny valley while others gawk. And hey, if she’s still in mourning and is desperate, I can understand why she’d go through with it. But it seems like others are just taking advantage of that grief and desperation while…

Oh, God, what...

As far as I’m concerned, raccoons are dangerous.

Be honest, you forgot there even was a Paper Mario on Wii U.

Now for King Dedede’s rocket hammer.

This is now my favorite article.

Got Banjo and Hero.
Uh, Terry was neat as well, as a rival for Ryu and Ken.
Also, Piranha Plant was free. It was... sorta part of the deal.
But if this next more expensive pack has another FE character, then I call shenanigans.

While the game will have a retail version, the box will only come with a download code inside.

I totally wouuld’ve worn this in elementary school when I was wearing these kinds of shoes because... we couldn’t afford shoes with laces or something.

Nintendo Explains How Pokémon Home Will Work

Maybe they can crowdfund it!

Loot boxes in a GameBoy game?

“Auditory sensory meridian response”

The cat scared away that clearly evil car in the back.

Ha ha, yeah, you don’t get to say what my experience with bugs has been. I’ve been tracking bugs in video games from the ones that softlock or otherwise prevent progress in Super Mario Bros. on the NES to losing save data if I’ve created too many characters in NBA Hangtime on the Super NES to the game-breaking dungeon…

False.

The point is I experience bugs way more often in video games today than I used to and game developers should not be relying on patches to save the day when they push buggy trash that has no business being sold in that state. Because what happens when they don’t send out that patch? What if I don’t have the Internet to…

What? You can’t just take my word for it?

The joke could still work by making reference to the game industry’s ridiculous and wholly needless reliance on patches.

I just returned my bugged game. No problem. I was given the option of getting my money back or getting a replacement copy. 🤷‍♂️