I’d like to have a conversation with this guy about Earthbound and Mother 3.

They could still introduce something that has to be reset. Like, numbers you have to type in to reset something, and every time you don’t a plane crashes into the village... or something.

Hopefully it’s communicated to these people that these are temporary positions and when they realize it’s a prank all along, they get some monetary compensation.

“Add Five Excellent Switch Games to Your Library For $40 Each”

“Add Five Excellent Switch Games to Your Library For $40 Each”

...Just don't follow him?

The big lingering question is how someone might have gotten access to all these E3 press conferences before they’d started.

I... might have to get those Monkey Island games...

Where’s Lost Odyssey 2?

Looks funny. I can't wait to watch a longplay of it online.

It seems to be more accurately a critique of the game's humor.

Shang Tsung’s face is too round and soft in the game. I remember his facing having sharper features in the film.

Well... I suppose some titles are worth playing twice. I know there are several turn-based RPGs (my preferred RPG type) I’ve beaten more than once. There's just so little time...

I remember doing a marathon of the trilogy some ten years ago and felt each game got worse as they came out. The stories became more nonsensical and the gameplay became clunkier. Also, the later games didn’t really have the village-building element of the original, which was the best part (next to the funky music).

1. Maybe, if you have easy access to these games via questionable software found online.

Link to the Past, Actraiser, Soul Blazer, and uh... Shadowrun, for good measure.

Video games should never be played with your hands so close to your face like that.

I didn’t realize Japan liked Minecraft so much.

Hey, that movie had Robert Patrick and Alyssa Milano.

Why the hell is Kotaku ripping on Double Dragon?