Katie’s a comedian!  Oops I meant cunt.  

I don’t know. I always got the idea that before anything else America seemed to push rabid individualism as it’s core ideal. And that fits that girls response to a T (the contempt for doing something that inconveniences her for a greater good). I mean the other “American Ideals” often seem framed off of that one. At…

These folks always need something to happen to them before they give a shit because empathy and a sense of community are the American ideals they choose to ignore.

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

It's kind of a job for her too. Survive for several years then divorce his ass and take half of that sweet head coach money.

I give the guy a little credit for caring enough about a benching at this point to fight his manager over it. 

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

Am I the only one who mutes his phone at night to avoid calls/texts/messages from psychos like this?

Everybody knows people who won’t shut the fuck up about how much time they put into work, don’t sleep, etc.  They’re never actually better at their jobs.

Nothing gets peak physical performance out of a professional athlete like constantly waking him up in the middle of the night with whatever meaningless insight you gathered from your 17th hour straight of watching video.

Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,

Ah yes, how could I forget Boondock Saints. I also could have thrown Gladiator in there.

Don’t forget Super Troopers! 

I fit this profile and have never seen The Matrix. The other 2 I own to this day. You forgot, however, the obligatory inclusion of the Boondock Saints which speaks to a very primitive and simplistic view of righteousness and moral superiority.  I own that one as well.

Wait. You’re telling me that one of the fine people over at barstool is an ignorant, racist piece of shit?  Let me put on my surprised face...

Barstool is and always will be garbage.

please keep doing your part to make Chud enter popular discourse 

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