Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

Filed to: HOLY SHIT

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Green teamer here… The Celtics would sooner give that #1 to the Lakers for nothing than draft Ball. Stevens runs that team, not Lonzo’s dad.

Ohhhh Brooklyn

Dear Markelle Fultz:

The lesson as always? Tank. And don’t half-ass your tanking, like the Knicks.

It has to be a much, much better joke than that in order not to be deemed an asshole taking an easy cheap shot

Chase is my favorite player of all time. But it’s okay to love both and gush over J-Roll at the end of his career.

FIFA, guys, just make an NIT Tournament for the countries that don’t get in. It’ll still have a few decent European teams, and you’re forgetting the most important element: Two tournaments means two host nations. Which means soooooooo many more bribes.

They should just combine the two into an Americas Confederation, and put 12 of the 51 teams into the World Cup.

Loved watching Jimmy play for the Phillies! A truly great talent and he should be very proud of his career. Would love to see him make the Hall of Fame.

if you’d more than skimmed, you’d have noticed he admits de-Euroizing (as you put it) is a good, noble goal. Opening up the field to do so is bad because it disincentivizes those same smaller teams from improving their play in order to qualify.

How on earth can concacaf and comnebol have the same amount of teams. South America gets boned in the voting because each country is ridiculously worth one vote in FIFA. You will have Guatemala and Trinidad and Tobago qualifying ahead of Peru or Ecuador and that is ridiculous not to mention financially stupid.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.