And James White!

I’m pretty sure almost every picked pass play from QB under center does that. I have...lots of experience

They fucked with the ratings so much, giving Blount way too high of running speed, that all the pitch plays were screwed up.

“90 day moratorium until we can figure out how to vet them seems reasonable to everyone except non-thinking partisans.”

First they would take out all of Okinawa, Guam, Hawaii and PACOM before moving to LA, but yeah with the missile firepower they have we’d be incredibly fucked in an amazingly short amount of time.

I miss Gus :(

Nowhere does the article mention racism until the very end, which appeared to me to be mocking his “U a racist?” tweet. So this take is a bit unnecessary.

I’m sure he was shitting on all the lazy bastards who came out mid-week to cheer the Giants when they had their WS victory parades, right?

A 7 foot man, no less!

Ricky Williams sure as hell didn’t seem to like football all that much.

I saw yesterday that a Canadian sportswriter voted for exactly 2 people: Former Expos Larry Walker and Vladimir Guerrero. That’s it (oddly enough, not Tim Raines??) 

Nah man, he’s pissed off that he would have had the steal to seal the game but his idiot teammate #5 knocked it away from him into the hands of the shooter. He’s jumping in anger and chases #5 down through the crowd to yell at him. I’d be pissed too.

During halftime of some game I was watching last night, they said that USF is the 2nd best team in their conference. And they won by 65. Asinine.

Right? Like didn’t Duke look at the refs, especially the one alllllll the way down under the OTHER basket and think hmm maybe this isn’t right?

How the fuck was this not accompanied by the insane temper tantrum he threw on the bench? Kid has some serious mental issues.

Putting their apparent heights in perspective, either those are 4 foot tall penguins or 4 foot tall Santas. Terrifying, no matter what.

“Hit me like a dude?” She slapped him in the neck. His head didn’t move an inch. Fuck this guy.

That little eyebrow pop is so subtle and perfect. I love this.

God damn, did you guys give Newton 100 Rush Speed or what? Never seen a Tecmo QB that fast, even my boy QB Eagles

Huh, it’s interesting that the NBA and NFL have strict weed policies, while the NHL and MLB are much more lenient. I wonderrrrrrr why?