This is a truly great story, but why aren’t any kids STILL eating lunch with him? Poor kid.

My football team from 2001. Jason Brookins! Desmond Clark! Kevin Johnson! David Patten! Dominic Rhodes! Maurice Smith! I remember (some of) them!

Shockingly,this team from 2000 only managed a 6th place finish out of 8...

I guess we should always make jokes about the lowest-hanging fruit to make sure all the dummies get a chuckle too.

No one has understood your joke yet. Very well done.

It was amazingly comical to watch the discus in the rain. I watched 6 or 7 attempts and literally only 1 was in-bounds. I’m not a huge discus follower but I’m pretty sure that’s not normal.

Ah, I don’t know. I use Chrome on my Android and it’s peachy. There’s gotta be some ad-blocking extension for whatever browser you’re using.

Ad-block, you neanderthal.

Years ago I found some website that had all the Primetime songs (like 10 or so) and I downloaded all the mp3's but I think that was on my now-dead computer :(

7 uses of the word “very” in 5 sentences. Those studies that he speaks at a 4th-grade level must be true after all.

Pretty weird of the Pirates to let the Nationals bat last.

Not only that, but the leader also had to childishly shit on the team’s low attendance, as if the walkout is justified by saying “we didn’t even want to be there anyway.”

You know you done fucked up when even the ESPN article commenters are against you.

Kang lives in my apartment building. He’s super sweet, always plays with and talks to my puppy, always holds the door, etc. I thought he was married/dating because there was a young woman usually with him, especially when he was injured and hobbling around. This is really sad to hear.

Imagine how many people would be shot, tased, clubbed, and/or pepper sprayed if that happened today

27 hashtags. Jesus Christ, lady.

Totally agree about his motivations. He said in his announcement he wants “a new challenge.” How the fuck is a new challenge going from being a leader of a somewhat-underdog team trying to knock off the big boys (Spurs and Warriors), to being a lesser player on a juggernaut team who doesn’t need you to be able reach…

They had a really tough run in the 90s after that terrible pick, too.

I loved the play last night where a catcher playing 1st base threw to a catcher playing pitcher, while a catcher playing catcher backed up the throw.

How the fuck is a bunch of weed and two guns in plain view of the officers not “sufficient evidence?” What the fuck else do you need?