I don’t watch many TMZ videos so I learned today that the paparazzi are the creepiest fucking people in the world.

Did you watch the video? There’s so much standing water that the ball wouldn’t even roll along the ground. Which is somewhat important for a soccer game.

Dude is this generation’s John Madden. In fact I think Madden had a very similar quote, like “if you have a top 3 pick, you’re guaranteed to get one of the 3 best players.”

Gotta respect how the man who mindlessly shares 300 untrue memes a day also rails against “ a group of people too lazy to do the work on their own, to listen and decide on their own.”

Except I don’t click through to their website and take the time to comment/email that I dislike them?

So the literally one second you spend reading the headline as you scroll down upsets you to the point of complaint? I will never understand this way of thinking. Just move on.

I was referring to pitch #5, which is what Tim was talking about in the top of the thread. Thank you for following along.

I’m no Boston homer, but I simply can’t believe that is accurate. I know it’s not where the catcher catches it, but his glove was on the dirt and at least a foot wide of the plate. No pitch breaks that much to be a strike.

These angry people sure do like to talk about dicks and faggots! I wonder why?

PLEASE YES. I need to know the backstory of this!

Remember when the NCAA president was grasping for something sports-related to use as an excuse to bring the hammer down on PSU and he went with them having “a culture of winning at all costs” mentality? Clearly it was an isolated incident.

Literally every one of these factors is incorrect

I just KNEW there was going to be a “disruption” reference in there somewhere, and he didn’t disappoint.

Before this article I had never heard the phrase “bear honey” and was supremely confused.

Edit: never mind, reading comprehension fail.

Shout out to the Rays batter who goes from wincing“OOOOH Oh man that must have hurt” to “HEY GO TO 3RD!” in about 0.5 seconds.

Holy fuck is that a real thing?

I’m a 33-year-old sports fanatic, and this post just made me realize for the first time ever that Chicago’s baseball and football team have the same nickname species. Probably gonna sit out the rest of the day now, for I am a failure.

I feel like I watch a lot of basketball, and I can’t ever recall a big man (or anyone, for that matter) actually blocking an inbounds pass. They’d be better off double-teaming the best shooter.

Nope, didn’t know any of it. I don’t think I’ve watched a second of the CW in like 15 years when I was a teenager. Thanks.