Does this moron know she’s not playing in the fucking game? She’s an assistant coach, not a linebacker. You don’t need a “physical advantage” to teach people.

And yet Steven A. Smith, Skip Bayless, and Chris Berman are still happily employed by them.

You just wanted to show off that you’re reading a 4204-page book, nerd.

Yeah but chid is talking about HIPAA, not your HIPPA. Two very different things in the medical world, trust me.

“Handed the opportunity to fix the world” So who are the ones that broke the world? Are they the good guys here?

I’m biased because I went to high school with him, but Austin Scott and his 3,853 yards rushing and 53 TDs in one season (and the 4A state title) was absolutely insane to watch.

I worked on modeling this ship’s AAW capabilities for years. You are very mistaken. BMD too, if they end up putting SM-6s on it.

WHY AM I CRYING, YET I WANT TO RUN THROUGH A FUCKING BRICK WALL FOR THEM?

I’ve always had the same feeling about the Albany Great Danes for the same video game reason. They had a great mascot and one decent player who I forced to score like 50 a game.

Don’t forget about the people that yelled “shut up!” to the “show some respect” guy. Classy folk.

That’s a shame, but judging by the breadth of the scandal, most of them had already seen Discovery Canyon.

A Steelers-Eagles game in Beaver Stadium at Penn State would be absolutely amazing. I love this idea.

Please tell me Cardale was in the car with him, subtly pushing him to drive home. “Yeah man, just make a left turn right up here...”

My internship this summer paid $27/hour and I just sat at a computer writing code all day, not playing a dangerous and physically demanding sport

This is exactly what I was going to say. It could be a pretty obvious misunderstanding.

http://gawker.com/martin-omalley…

Judging by that picture, you have a very odd definition of “had the ball.” He didn’t have the ball until Florimon was right on top of him, or underneath him as it were.

“HBO documentary? Too mainstream. D-”

Oh my, now where else are we going to find actual sports stories on the internet?? STICK TO SPORTS, DEADSPIN.

I’ve watched like every Pirates game this season, and I’m going to need to see some citations on this claim.