Took the time to create an account just to puke out that gem? Bra-vo.

I sure as shit hope that Tagive gets charged with obstruction of justice or giving false statements or SOMETHING.

No Tomacco??

Professional athletes, especially football players/coaches, are a different breed, man. This weekend I’m watching week 1 preseason games, and coaches are kneeling with 45 seconds left in the half, challenging meaningless plays in the 4th quarter, losing their shit on referees, etc.

It’s ok, Prince Fielder consoled himself with a really big sandwich. Because he’s fat.

WOOF. And this is just a small part of it. Judge is killing Roger today.

I met the dude and talked to him for a bit this winter at the Sloan Analytics Conference. He is actually cool as hell, super motivating and nice. No wonder he’s such a good recruiter.

Hate to be that guy, but PSU lost to Ohio State 31-24 in 2OT, not 49-31 (you were reading Hack’s completions and attempts, lol). That was the game the referees had two blatant rules mistakes which handed OSU 10 points and kept them alive for the national title. Not that I’m bitter.

I didn’t realize mosquitoes were such a huge problem in San Diego that they need to build giant nets around the stadium.

Was this directed and paid for by the Nihilist Arby’s Twitter account?

Racial harmony and the Best Fans In Baseball! What more do you need?!

AAA pitcher with 6-7 record and 4.98 ERA calls 6-time all-star a “nobody.” Smart dude.

So most of the seats are red, but then you have sections of seats that are dark red randomly mixed with some are mustard yellow, and combine that with an orange, green, and purple ring around the top and you’ve got a kaleidoscope of garbage colors. The Redskin way.

It’s true, because 19 year olds are the height of intelligence. 3 years of college and the responsibility of leading a championship team certainly won’t help mature them.

And after watching that video, the Diamondbacks announcers are also clowns.

Just like you can smell the maple syrup on those dirty Canadians.

South Dakota, Delaware, South Carolina, West Virginia. Yup, sounds about right.

I love the preemptive bird-flipping by the Salvadorean fan. Good hustle.

It looks he perfectly times a step into a magic hole in the ground just before the tarp grabs him. That’s some Criss Angel shit right there.

You have the 2nd best avatar in these parts