“ESPN/NASCAR!”

as if we are watching an actual movie with actual characters, rather than a useless farce about a talking teddy bear

Nailed it, buddy.

Touche. I should’ve stuck to your insightful theme of hoping for coverage of a murder yet at the same time complaining about non-sports stories, all while underneath a sports story. My bad!

If only there was good basketball being played!

I've always been told to tip a dollar per day they clean up. I admit it's not much, but that's what I do.

Why are only some of his at-bats being tracked? I thought Statcast was being used in every ballpark his season?

Oh, but there are! Carnegie Mellon (the Tartans, fun fact) has two black Scotties as their mascots!

Why? Seems random.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, IT IS KILLING ME.

I was on Rotten Tomatoes yesterday and was absolutely floored that this movie was at 98%! That’s like Godfather shit.

You went so far as to create a Kinja account just to complain about a joke that you don’t understand. Impressive hustle.

I went to a redonkulous USL game last night. The Pittsburgh Riverhounds were down 3-0 and later 5-3 in the 90th minute before scoring 3 goals in the final 5 minutes to win it 6-5. And despite some atrocious play interspersed, it actually had some incredible goals!

I was thinking the same thing! The entire interview I kept scanning their backgrounds trying to figure out where they were in relation to each other. Truly baffling.

With the video quality of a 1970s camcorder

Viciously beat the shit out of your girlfriend, with plain and clear video evidence = 2 games

This post proves my point that baseball is the lamest sport. Player stands still, swings his arms, and hits a ball over a fence. Does it thrice.

Yeah good call, I suppose that makes sense. Didn’t think about it that way, mainly because why would you want to make the team you work for suck even more? Either way, they are guilty as shit. What a bunch of morons.

“Watermelons”, “rugby ball” mentioned twice, “16 is nothing” ...doesn’t that imply that they are trying to over-inflate the balls?

war-on-ice.com has been trying to do this too since CapGeek left.